The Lost Theatre, 2010



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“A sly sense of humour”

Time Out Critics’ Choice


“Hilarious and cheeky”

The Stage


20 minutes – 1M,2F



A sharp satire. A star is tied to a chair in the basement by a girl who rents him out to a friend as a way of making money. After all, if celebrities sell themselves as a commodity, does the public not have the right to claim ownership of them?





THE STAR - Ido Gonen

THE GIRL - Kate Chisholm

THE FRIEND - Jo Sadler-Lovett



Creative Team


Writer/Director - Sebastian Rex

Designer - Helena O’Nions

Assistant Designer - Emily Hollingsworth

Lighting Designer - Clare Childs

Music Editor - Christopher Hall

Stage Manager - Kareen Thomas

Graphic Designer - Will Beeston

PR - Jeremy Williams

Producer - Niamh de Valera

Produced by - Acting Like Mad

Photography - Tina Engström